Rocket: WHAT? After all they put me through, you expect me to help them just like that? JUST LIKE THAT?
Groot: I am Groot.
Rocket: Fine!
Drax: "Fine"? You're doing what he says?
Rocket: He's very persuasive!


why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”

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i’ll just wait here then

If you don’t like Groot we probably can’t be friends.


when the bus driver slams on the breaks… image




I saw this post in Facebook with the caption “apparently Mac supports windows” and I cried


following back tons

pale mutha fucka (っ◕‿◕)っ